[wdvltalk-social] humour - and old but funny piece

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From: "David Blakey" 
>>New Zealand has also raised its security levels - from "baaa" to 
>>"BAAAA!". Due to continuing defense cutbacks (the airforce being a 
>>squadron of spotty teenagers flying paper aeroplanes and the navy 
>>some toy boats in the Prime Minister's bath), New Zealand only has 
>>one more level of escalation, which is "Shit, I hope Austrulia will 
>>come end rescue us". In the event of invasion, New Zealanders will 
>>be asked to gather together in a strategic defensive position called "Bondi".
> 
> New Zealanders don't use their baths for having baths, so might be 
> true.  They always shower, which is why supermarkets have such 
> extensive deodorant sections.
> 
> But the weather's nice down here now.  Lovely sunny morning, slight 
> breeze.  And we now have the equivalent of a Conservative 
> government.  So yah-boo to all back home, still freezing and still 
> stuck with Gordon.
> 
> Regards,
> David
> 

Beware - Gordon has made himself a whole world problem!

Joseph